I would like to take this opportunity to launch my far less expensive "don't shoot people"(tm) defense plan. If you pay me just $50 a year I will send you a daily email which states:
Do not shoot anyone today. Yes, even if they are trying to take your stuff. If you think someone wants to hurt you, try going somewhere where they are not.As an added bonus to the plan, if you actively retreat from someone and they track you down with a deadly weapon and you are forced to shoot them, and you are still prosecuted with a crime, then I will personally fly to your location and take the bar exam in your state and defend you for free.
This deal is too good to pass up. Please send me my free money now.